The World Wide Web
A new technology has been making the rounds lately that allows any random person to share their idiotic ideas and also to link to other insanity across the world. Experts are calling it the world wide web, or just web, for short.
Despite the fact that it is not actually email, you will see all sorts of stylized "at" signs strewn about in graphics, because for some reason that means The Internet. One could only assume that in the future, they will overuse this for other purposes. What is the fascination with the symbol? Are they all just a bunch of snail eaters?
As for this tech pundit, he is of the thought that this whole internet nonsense is just a passing fad and that soon everyone will go back older methods of sending cat photos to their online acquaintances, such as local bulletin board systems run out of your neighbor's secret underground workshop. What are they working on? Nobody knows, but if Stephen doesn't stop it with all that noise after 8pm I'm calling the cops, again.